Mr. Steel, you're here for a charge on reckless driving. How do you plead?
Guilty, you're honor. I drove to McDonalds and got a Filet O' Fish, but I had a suspendedlicense.
Does this guy want to get arrested?
A Filet O' Fish? Gross! Why wouldyou choose that out of the entire McDonald'smenu?
Sir, I don't see how this is relevant.
Anyways, the maximum prison sentence for driving without a permit is 1 year, but since you ate a Filet O' Fish, I sentence you to 55 years in prison.
Wait, sir. You can't do that. That goes against the U.S. constitution!
Who says? I'm the judge.
The USConstitution states, "Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted."
But how does that apply here?
Putting somebody in jail for 55 years because they ate a Filet O' Fish goes against the Cruel and Unusual Punishmentspart.
Well, kids. The lesson here is never eat the Filet O' Fish.
And rememberthat the 8th amendment protects you from cruel punishments.
Mr. Steel, you're here for a charge on reckless driving. How do you plead?
Guilty, you're honor. I drove to McDonalds and got a Filet O' Fish, but I had a suspendedlicense.
Does this guy want to get arrested?
A Filet O' Fish? Gross! Why wouldyou choose that out of the entire McDonald'smenu?
Sir, I don't see how this is relevant.
Anyways, the maximum prison sentence for driving without a permit is 1 year, but since you ate a Filet O' Fish, I sentence you to 55 years in prison.
Wait, sir. You can't do that. That goes against the U.S. constitution!
Who says? I'm the judge.
The USConstitution states, "Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted."
But how does that apply here?
Putting somebody in jail for 55 years because they ate a Filet O' Fish goes against the Cruel and Unusual Punishmentspart.
Well, kids. The lesson here is never eat the Filet O' Fish.
And rememberthat the 8th amendment protects you from cruel punishments.
Mr. Steel, you're here for a charge on reckless driving. How do you plead?
Guilty, you're honor. I drove to McDonalds and got a Filet O' Fish, but I had a suspendedlicense.
Does this guy want to get arrested?
A Filet O' Fish? Gross! Why wouldyou choose that out of the entire McDonald'smenu?
Sir, I don't see how this is relevant.
Anyways, the maximum prison sentence for driving without a permit is 1 year, but since you ate a Filet O' Fish, I sentence you to 55 years in prison.
Wait, sir. You can't do that. That goes against the U.S. constitution!
Who says? I'm the judge.
The USConstitution states, "Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted."
But how does that apply here?
Putting somebody in jail for 55 years because they ate a Filet O' Fish goes against the Cruel and Unusual Punishmentspart.
Well, kids. The lesson here is never eat the Filet O' Fish.
And rememberthat the 8th amendment protects you from cruel punishments.
Mr. Steel, you're here for a charge on reckless driving. How do you plead?
Guilty, you're honor. I drove to McDonalds and got a Filet O' Fish, but I had a suspendedlicense.
Does this guy want to get arrested?
A Filet O' Fish? Gross! Why wouldyou choose that out of the entire McDonald'smenu?
Sir, I don't see how this is relevant.
Anyways, the maximum prison sentence for driving without a permit is 1 year, but since you ate a Filet O' Fish, I sentence you to 55 years in prison.
Wait, sir. You can't do that. That goes against the U.S. constitution!
Who says? I'm the judge.
The USConstitution states, "Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted."
But how does that apply here?
Putting somebody in jail for 55 years because they ate a Filet O' Fish goes against the Cruel and Unusual Punishmentspart.
Well, kids. The lesson here is never eat the Filet O' Fish.
And rememberthat the 8th amendment protects you from cruel punishments.
Mr. Steel, you're here for a charge on reckless driving. How do you plead?
Guilty, you're honor. I drove to McDonalds and got a Filet O' Fish, but I had a suspendedlicense.
Does this guy want to get arrested?
A Filet O' Fish? Gross! Why wouldyou choose that out of the entire McDonald'smenu?
Sir, I don't see how this is relevant.
Anyways, the maximum prison sentence for driving without a permit is 1 year, but since you ate a Filet O' Fish, I sentence you to 55 years in prison.
Wait, sir. You can't do that. That goes against the U.S. constitution!
Who says? I'm the judge.
The USConstitution states, "Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted."
But how does that apply here?
Putting somebody in jail for 55 years because they ate a Filet O' Fish goes against the Cruel and Unusual Punishmentspart.
Well, kids. The lesson here is never eat the Filet O' Fish.
And rememberthat the 8th amendment protects you from cruel punishments.
Mr. Steel, you're here for a charge on reckless driving. How do you plead?
Guilty, you're honor. I drove to McDonalds and got a Filet O' Fish, but I had a suspendedlicense.
Does this guy want to get arrested?
A Filet O' Fish? Gross! Why wouldyou choose that out of the entire McDonald'smenu?
Sir, I don't see how this is relevant.
Anyways, the maximum prison sentence for driving without a permit is 1 year, but since you ate a Filet O' Fish, I sentence you to 55 years in prison.
Wait, sir. You can't do that. That goes against the U.S. constitution!
Who says? I'm the judge.
The USConstitution states, "Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted."
But how does that apply here?
Putting somebody in jail for 55 years because they ate a Filet O' Fish goes against the Cruel and Unusual Punishmentspart.
Well, kids. The lesson here is never eat the Filet O' Fish.
And rememberthat the 8th amendment protects you from cruel punishments.
Mr. Steel, you're here for a charge on reckless driving. How do you plead?
Guilty, you're honor. I drove to McDonalds and got a Filet O' Fish, but I had a suspendedlicense.
Does this guy want to get arrested?
A Filet O' Fish? Gross! Why wouldyou choose that out of the entire McDonald'smenu?
Sir, I don't see how this is relevant.
Anyways, the maximum prison sentence for driving without a permit is 1 year, but since you ate a Filet O' Fish, I sentence you to 55 years in prison.
Wait, sir. You can't do that. That goes against the U.S. constitution!
Who says? I'm the judge.
The USConstitution states, "Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted."
But how does that apply here?
Putting somebody in jail for 55 years because they ate a Filet O' Fish goes against the Cruel and Unusual Punishmentspart.
Well, kids. The lesson here is never eat the Filet O' Fish.
And rememberthat the 8th amendment protects you from cruel punishments.