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It appears you're all set, Mr. Breen. Exercise and cut down on alcohol and your blood pressure will be just fine.

*sighhh* You're really not gonna like this, Kyle.. but no more frydays. They're seriously terrible for your health.

Alrighty then! So long as my weekday plans are kept in tact, I'll do just fine :)

Well, there is just one more thing I've got to mention. Make sure to brace yourself.

Oh? What's wrong?

Yeah of course.. may you hand me their contacts? We might want to get them checked in too..

May I have a moment to myself here, Doc? I need to gather myself and break it to the boys...

Well I'm sorry, Kyle, but your salt intakes are way too high. They only worsen your condition. Cutting them out would also help keep your weight down as a plus. Even less of a risk that way.

WHAT?!?! As a fry enthusiast this is absolutely absurd!

Hhhhhhh my fry-going days are ruined! What about the Fry Cons?

It's just something you're going to have to adjust to if you want to keep your hypertension in check. Maintaining your health is very important, Mr. Breen.

*sigh*... I guess you're right.