But you have to, it's time, dear! I'm sure you'll be the center of attention!
Your self-bragging will be like a magnet with boys! Remember Veronica in Archie Comics?
But I know no one will like me! I'm too fancy and beautifl!
I... guess.
Hey. I'm Bonito. You're pretty and cute. You're also a self-bragger. I like you. Let's you and I go on a date.
Of course! My name is Bonita, so we're perfect! I think I'm in L-O-V-E!!
Geez! I must be the best person... it's my firstday at school and I'm going to go on my first date! Not that I didn't already know that...
Now let me tell you mine! Everyone loves me, I'm the best on my baseballteam, I'm the most popular guy in the school, I get b's in all of my subjects,I will soon be the president of the united states, I am the center of attention at my house,and I am extremely great at singinganddancing. Better than Michael Jackson!
Okay, Bonita. What's your story?
I'm amazing at fashion, obviously the most beautiful person in the country, a to-be- pagent winner, I'm extremely smart, very good at writing and reading, and am the best at embroidering clothes.
Let's go for a walk!
Blah, blah, blah! YESSS!
...Amazing at everything I try-- even the things I don't try! I always win games and am a very good soccer player... same! Blah... blah, blah!
This is so great! This boy is rich, kind, handsome... I hope this works out. WE COULD BECOME WEALTHY!!!
Mazel tov!!
Soon...
And with that... I declareyou husband and wife! You may kiss the bride!
Hip hip huzzah!!
Wow! My little baby's getting married! SOB!
Haha! I must have been the best groom... did you look at my posture and great stance?
A few years later...
Geez, I am pretty. I'm so glad my mom got some great photos of me... not that I need them!