As Odysseus and his men sail the sea they happen upon an island belonging to the country of the Reckless Cyclopes
I will take my twelve favorite of you and some wine, and we will go see if they will welcome us with gifts or if they are godless barbarians.
Glida: 3
No we must wait for them to get back so we may ask them for gifts.
Glida: 4
You think I will respect your traditions when you just broke in and stole from me, NO.
Hello we came form Troy and we ask if you have some food for us.
Glida: 5
NOM, NOM, NOM
Glida: 6
Listen men were gonna take that log make a spear and stab his eye out. Then were gonna ride out on his sheep's bellies.
Glida: 7
A Little While Later...
Glida: 8
Hi my name is Noman. Here now have some wine with your entré of Greek soldiers.
Glida: 9
SQWELP
Glida: 10
FRIENDS HELP NOMAN IS KILLING ME NOT WITH FORCE BUT WITH TRICKS!!!!
Glida: 11
Hey, you Cyclops! Idiot!The crew you had kept was no weaklings it was mine and you deserve this for how you treated us!
Glida: 13
‘Cyclops! If anybody asks you how your eye was stabbed tell them that Odysseus, the city-sacker, Laertes’ son, who lives in Ithaca, bested you!
Glida: 14
Listen, Poseidon, dad please kill Odysseus of if it is not fated make sure it takes a long time, his whole crew dies, and he returns home with no honor and faces more trouble there.
Glida: 0
I think we should take this cheese and these sheep back to the ship before the cyclops gets back cause I'd bet he'll be mad.
I always thoughtSomebody tall and handsome, strong and bravewould be the one to do this to me. But this little weakling, this little nobody, has blinded me