A is for Acts, Taxes on paper, tea, sugar, and more,These pushed us to the max,Enough to go to war.
B is for Boston Massacre, The colonists were hearty,This shook up Boston's ambassador,And led to the Boston Tea Party.
C is for colonists,The ones that started us all,They were quite the optimists,Without them the economy would fall.
Ew he would be such a bad military leader
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D is for Declaration of Independence, One of history's most important documents,It required John Adam's attendance,And wasn't liked by British Parliaments.
F is for free,Which the British didn't allow us to be,Colonists won't be happy 'til their tea was tax free.Advocating for the Brits to leave us and flee.
Ah yes, untaxed tea.
So much better then taxed tea.
I is for Intolerable,The British were just this,Colonists were at least tolerable,and the British are hit-or-miss.