Do you know why I've called you here today, young man?
It's because there was an amazing discovery this week - can you keep a secret?
No Mr. Jony, I don't.
There has been an incredible discovery in the Western Caves. Something that has been lost for a very long time has been found...
There was said to be a secret scroll containing the map to the Land of Eternal Riches and Happiness. The only problem is someone got to it before I could.
Lost?
The one who is rumored to have found it is my longtime enemy, the sneaky Sir Lord Nasta. You're young and fit! I want you to find Lord Nasta and get me that scroll.
Well it is! But trust me it's basically the safest thing you can do. The worst that can happen is you don't come back. Doesn't it sound fun?!
That sounds kinda dangerous...
Yeah!
Cool! This sounds totally safe. I'm sure nothing could go wrong!
So what you're saying is... You want me to find this dangerous Lord Nasta, steal the long-lost rumored scroll of knowledge, and make sure to survive and bring it back to you?
I love walking in the outdoors and this isn't scary at all...
2 Hours Later
Ice caves are totally not scary and I'm not scared at all.
Lava's not scary at al...... Ok lava's kinda scary and I'm scared. Where could this Lord Nasta and crazy scroll be??
Hey look! It's a book! The book might have secret knowledge!
Do I pick it up, do I leave it.... Do I pick it up, do I leave it... well, maybe it'll have secret knowledge! I gotta read it.
Wow! It is called the SECRET KNOWLEDGE BOOK! What are the odds! I wonder what secrets it contains...
Bro this scroll is literally gibberish... How is this supposed to tell me any secret knowledge?
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Oh hey Gilip. Yeah that's a good idea. It's kinda warm in here.
Oh! Hello young bookworm! My name is Gilip the Gapostle and I was sent here to help you to understand what you are reading! But let's go somewhere more pleasant...
Ok... You seem kind of sus to me.. So what does the scroll mean?
I think this is a better scene for our purposes.
Here, let me have a gander. I will help you to understand what it says.
Ok, here's what it's saying! It is giving us all kinds of clues, including where you must go next to find Lord Nasta. But first, it is giving us truths.
Ok, looks like it IS the book of Secret Knowledge. Mhmm. Ok. Mhm.
-So Moses went back to the Lord and said, "Please forgive their sin- but if not, blot me out of the book you have written."
Ok, here's what it's saying! It is giving us all kinds of clues, including where you must go next to find Lord Nasta. But first, it is giving us truths.
Ok, looks like it IS the book of Secret Knowledge. Mhmm. Ok. Mhm.
Ok, here's what it's saying! It is giving us all kinds of clues, including where you must go next to find Lord Nasta. But first, it is giving us truths.
Ok, looks like it IS the book of Secret Knowledge. Mhmm. Ok. Mhm.