Finally!! Spring Break! A deserted island... no school, no work, no responsibilities! I've earned some ME TIME! I'm free!
internal Jaws theme song playing
I can do anything I want! Paint my toenails... listen to music not sung by Muppets...read for pleasure... invite a friend to my island...sleep. Oooh yeah, that's it. I want to SLEEP!
Raawwrr! I'm Murphy the Magical Sea Monster. I'm here to grant you three wishes...
Woah!
HAHA. Just kidding. I'm actually a metaphorical representation of your never-ending responsibilities