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  • Oh! What a wonderful view of this 21st century metropolis! I should think I should remain here a while and experience the view, I can hardly believe my eyes!
  • And as it turns out, you probably shouldn't!
  • I prefer the term "thinking" but suit yourself. Regardless, if I weren't being "daft" as you call it, I should think I never existed in the first place.
  • 'Tis I, Descartes! Are you sure those exhalations are your own? Or were they put there by some evil genius?
  • You must be daft, Cartman! These were my ideas and my words. Who else could've put them in my head?
  • 'The heck are you?!I was enjoying my optimistic exhalations!
  • *Pssht* Listen to yourself! No wonder you Britishers have no idea how to season food!
  • On the contrary, I am being true to my beliefs!
  • How dare you! Insolent snail-snorter!
  • Johnny m'boy, are you not being a little naive?
  • Very well, how do you know I'm real? Is it because you can see me? Hear me? Perhaps smell me? Why do you cling to your senses?
  • Why don't you stop berating me and make a point!
  • But you're here berating me right now. How can you possibly not exist?
  • You're absolutely daft! And more than a little paranoid!
  • *Sigh* You're missing the point entirely. But you're finally asking the right questions.
  • My point is, there will always be some unknowable unknown knowledge out there. It should be your goal to ALWAYS look out for it.
  • But John, how can any of us be sure we aren't being deceived at this very moment?
  • Of course not! Sometimes...
  • So I never get to calm down and enjoy my life ever again at the threat of ceasing to exist?
  • Prisoner #313, rise to attend to your daily duties of cleaning the manure pile!
  • Suddenly, John Locke wakes up
  • 'Zounds! The Cartman was correct! I shall never risk being happy ever again!
  • As the Evil Genius *laughs in French philosopher*
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