mr priest please help me i feel really like sinful or something
yes my child i shall cleanse you
uuh by the name of jesus christ i shall cleanse you of your sins uuh abracadabra you're all good now
uuh mr pope theres like 100 people outside who say their unholy and want to be cleansed
*cough*
Oh no
the government is failing us
oh no what do i do there are a lot of people there i cant treat them all
*cough*
pope cure us we all feel unholy and sinful
*cough*
what do i do if i don't help them they will think i'm not really divine or holy but their clearly sick and i don't want to get sick so i have to tell them to go away and that i'm closed
the government needs the peasants so save us
*cough*
listen there are too many of you so i am not accepting anyone right now go somewhere else also i don't want to catch what you guys have
Fine but we think god is mad at us and is cursing us