Are you trying to get noticed. Do you want to be praised. Then join THE ROMAN ARMY TODAY. WE WANT YOU.
The Roman army will push you to the limit, but it will also make you tough so you don't get laughed at cause you're a poor weakling.
The Roman army is also a very mighty army and kicks a ton of butt in war. (even though we kick butt there's a SLIGHT *cough cough big* chance you might die but that's besides the point).