I don't know what's going on with me lately, Lithium. I just got dumped for the second time this month! I feel like I just have the worst luck.
Well, Mercury is in retrograde, Fluorine! I'll take you to my psychic and hopefully she can tell you what's going on!
Hmm.. so it looks like your love energy is unstable. Are you an anion? I mean an Aries?
Yes... how did you know?!
Just a hunch! Hm, Lithium, do you have a rose quartz crystal you could give to your friend?
Definitely!
You've been having a lot of success in relationships recently, you've even mentioned feeling overwhelmed by all the attention! my guess is that you could spare 1 so that your friend would have a full set of healing properties!
Here's a rose quartz crystal for you! You need it more than I do!
Wow, thank you!
Mercury being in retrograde has got nothing on us!