Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.



Yo mama so ugly that when she went to the baseball game she immediately got kicked out for being too ugly and not safe for kids to look at her

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: To be continued

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, Order in the court, she asked for fries and a shake

Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting Wait, you forgot the remote!

Yo mama's so stupid, she brought an extra large spoon to the Super Bowl.



Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it



Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.



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