"the Stone Age became the Gravel Age, named after the long driveways of the time."
"the Ice Age was really just the Chilly Age, a period of a million years where everyone had to wear sweaters."
"The War of the Roses took place in the garden."
The Stone Age was really a time of primitive people where they really only used stones as tools.
"the Stone Age became the Gravel Age, named after the long driveways of the time."
The Ice Age was a time of million year long freezing's.
"the Ice Age was really just the Chilly Age, a period of a million years where everyone had to wear sweaters."
The war of Roses was a war between 2 English houses over the throne. The Roses were their family crest.
"The War of the Roses took place in the garden."
The teacher made the Stone Age sound modern, as if driveways actually existed back then. Also as if people didn't die from lack of knowledge, tools, food, etc.
He makes the Ice Age seem like a cool breeze instead of a freezing climate of hypothermia. As in people or animals didn't adapt or freeze to death.
The History Teacher made The War of the Roses sound like it happened in a garden, therefore there was no violence, But, in reality there was lots of violence and hatred.