true love comic
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- TRUE LOVE
- Joe, solve my problem, find my true love.
- Never mind. That is abstract. You are connected to the entire world, to every human that resides on this planet.
- We'll eliminate them by groups and classes until we find the one for me. My soulmate...
- Sir Milton...bzzt.. what is...bzzt.. this true love?
- Your...bzzt.. wish is my command... bzzt.
- And so, I buried myself in work to find my master's girlfriend. He began voicing out his criteria and I obeyed without giving it much thought.
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- To begin with, let's take out the men. Eliminate all younger than twenty-five ; all older than forty.
- Eye color doesn't matter for now. However, forget all the redheads.
- Hmm... What else is there....?
- Now disregard all with an IQ under 120; all with a height under 150 centimeters and over 175 centimeters
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- I can't possibly interview all 235 women...
- After two weeks of elimination, we were left with 235 women, all of them fit his demands; they spoke proper English since Milton didn't want any language problems .
- Why is his back facing me? Is Mr. Milton blushing?
- *sighs* You know what, I'll bring in holograms, and you check for similarities
- This is quite the predicament I am in....
- Oh and.... find the most beautiful ones..... *shy*
- It would take an enormous amount of time.
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- After a while, I picked out eight girls that caught my attention and Milton went on a date with each of them. The location varied, some were taken to a fancy restaurant , others to an amusement park, and the rest, to a theater.
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- Wow a plane... I want to fly it....
- Why don't they please me ?
- I can't understand it, Joe. you and I have picked out the best eight women who, in all the world, look the best to me.
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- This may not be out of line... but it's perhaps because you do not please them?
- OH THAT'S IT!!!!
- Each day was someone new, they were all so beautiful and intriguing, however, they all seemed .... off. Milton had a feeling that they wouldn't be the one for him but he just couldn't tell why....
- ©Joy Faruk 06-02
- It's a two-way street. if I am not their ideal, they can't act in such a way as to be my ideal... But, how do I do that?
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