My dear fellow, whom do I see! Ivan Vassilevitch! I am extremely glad! darling... How are you? Are you going somewhere in Evening dress?
THE PROPOSAL
No. I’ve come only to see you, honoured Stepan Stepanovitch. I have come to trouble you with a request.
He’s come to borrow money. Shan’t give him any! What is it, my beauty?
I mean, I’m awfully excited, as you will please notice... In short, you alone can help me, though I don’t deserve it, of course... and haven’t any right to count on your assistance...
Oh, don’t go round and round it, darling! Spit it out! Well?
One moment... this very minute. The fact is I’ve come to ask the hand of your daughter, Natalya Stepanovna, in marriage.
[joyfully] By Jove! Ivan Vassilevitch! Say it again — Ididn’t hear it all!
[interrupting] My dear fellow... I’m so glad, and so on...Yes, indeed, and all that sort of thing. [Embraces and kissesLomov] I’ve been hoping for it for a long time. It’s been mycontinual desire. [Sheds a tear] And I’ve always loved you,my angel, as if you were my own son. May God give youboth — His help and His love and so on, and so muchhope... What am I behaving in this idiotic way for? I’m offmy balance with joy, absolutely off my balance! Oh, withall my soul... I’ll go and call Natasha, and all that.
I have the honour to ask...
Why, of course, my darling, and... as if she won’t consent! She’s in love; egad, she’s like a lovesick cat, and so on. Shan’t be long!
[greatly moved] Honoured Stepan Stepanovitch, do youthink I may count on her consent?
CHUKUBOV EXITS
It’s cold... I’m trembling all over, just as if I’d got an examination before me. The great thing is, I must havemy mind made up. Brr... It’s cold! Natalya Stepanovna is an excellent housekeeper, not bad-looking, well-educated. What more do I want? In the first place, I’m already 35 — a critical age. In the second place, I ought to lead a quiet and regular life. I suffer from palpitations, I’m excitable and always getting awfully upset; at this very moment my lips are trembling, and there’s a twitch in my right eyebrow. But the very worst of all is the way I sleep. I no sooner get into bed and begin to go off, when suddenly something in my left side gives a pull, and I can feel it in my shoulder and head... I jump up like a lunatic, walk about a bit and lie down again! And this may happen twenty times...