I think I would make a great handicapper general like Diana Moon Glampers!
I am the best ruler to ever live!
I'm the emperor! I shall now select my empress!
The ballerina and Harrison whirled, swivled, and danced.
Diana Moon Glampers showed up with a shotgun and shot Harrison and the ballerina.
In his story Harrison Burgeron, Kurt Vonnegut makes the point that no matter if everyone is equal, there will still be people who think they are better and make poor decisions. While equality can be good, it doesn't mean that everyone will agree with it. Some will believe they are better and deserve more. God made everyone equal and no one is better than anyone else. It seems that sometimes it can be easy to forget that everyone is equal in God's eyes when others make poor decisions, but everyone is truly equal.