Earth, your Intelligence.

Good afternoon. The twentieth century was often called the Era of the Book. They illustrated,educated, punctuated, and even decorated. But thestrangest thing a book ever did was to save the Earth. Have you heard about the Martian invasion of 2040? Well,you know, the invasion never really happened, because a single book stopped it.

Look at the historiscope behind me and see what happened many centuries ago, in 2040.

O Great and MightyThink-Tank, Ruler of Mars and her two moons, mostpowerful and intelligent creature in the wholeuniverse — what-are-your-orders?

I wish to be placed in comunication with our manned space probe to that ridiculous little planet we are going to put under our generous rulership.

Oh yes Earth. It shall be done you're intelligence

Mars Space Control Calling the crew of Probe One. Mars Space Control Calling the crew of Probe One. Come in, Captain Omega, and give us your location

Captain Omega to Mars Space Control.Lieutenant Iota, Sergeant Oop, and I have arrived on Earth without incident

That item in your hand omega is called a sandwhich

Sir, but this doesn't taste good and doesn't look like a sandwhich.