I felt a lot calmer because it is what policemen say on television and in films.
I strongly advise you to get into the back of the police car, because if you try any of that monkey business again, you little S!*T, I will seriously lose my rag.
Christopher Boone you are under arrest for assaulting a police officer. You have the right to remain silent.
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Too many questions too quickly. They are stacking up in my head like loaves in the factory where Uncle Terry works!!!!!
No, I did not kill the dog!.
I like dogs.
No.
You seem very upset about this.
Why were you holding the dog?
Is this your fork?
“Did you kill the dog?!
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I AM GOING TO ASK YOU ONCE AGAIN...DID YOU KILL THE DO
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WHAT IN F**K'S NAME HAVE YOU DONE TO MY DOG?!!!!
POLICE, MY DOG WAS MURDERED BY A BOY CURRENTLY LAYING ON MY LAWN!!!!!!!