Mike Pence Coronavirus
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- Sir, what makes you a qualified person to deal with this pandemic?
- Next question, please.
- What actions will the Federal Government take to deal with this crisis.
- Well, as my very smart President and Boss said, "We're ordering a lot of different elements of medical."
- Oh! Wait I forgot to show this slideshow on COVID-19!
- Oops! Wrong one! That's something the President did for fun!
- What is your plan to reboot the economy?
- Its's very confidential. Only me, and the president know about it.
- The stock market is at it's worst, but it will go back up. Any questions?
- We can't be sure, because no one knows anything about this virus, but he hasn't been around anyone with COVID-19
- Why hasn't the president been wearing a face mask or have been tested for COVID-19
- Well, he doesn't want to scare Americans and we want to keep the numbers down, even if it means lying. He also doesn't think it necessary because his hands are so small, the Chinese flu can't stick.
- I guess I can go now. Just wash your hands, don't touch your face, and stay away from Chinese. Pence out! Also take the drug that Trump owns stock in, so he can make more money.
- TheEnd
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