And now, to keep you entertained. Lets give a round of applause to our next performer, Glenn C. Clever.
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This poem is dedicated to all the lonely people who are lost , like me, and can't find their way home.
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While walking the brick,The Brick of Glory,A dilemma, a dilemma,In this strange, strange story, Sat strange moon up in the sky that haunted Clever Clever as he walked on by. From out of the forest searching for home, Clever heard a woman with an enchanting song. His eyelids closed from the Song of Weep, and Clever Clever fell into a dark, dark sleep. Clever Clever dreamed the dream of dreams, about a land of darkness where evil reigned supreme. Once upon a lullaby way up high, sat a sad sad moon up in the sky. Where rainbow reason, rainbow right, cockatoos nestled birds of... ...
... light, There's a land dreams enlightened, enlightened, A place where time has truly forgotten.
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INT. HELL'S KITCHEN SPEAKEASY CAFE - NIGHTMUSIC STARTS: CLEVER CLEVER THE LAND OF WHATEVER(INSTUMENTAL VERSION)
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THE SMALL CORNER CAFE IS DARK. PEOPLE ARE SITTING AT CANDLELIT TABLES, CLAPPING.
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CLEVER IS SITTING AT THE BAR. CARL WALKS UP FROM LEFT TO GREET CLEVER.
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So this is earth.Its smell sickens me!
CLEVER TURNS TO HIS LEFT FACES CARL.
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Remove yourself from this world immortal!
HOSTESS WALKS ON STAGE FROM LEFT UP TO MICROPHONE.MUSIC STOPS: CLEVER THE LAND OF WHATEVER (INSTRUMENTAL VERSION).
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NOW!!!
CLEVER WALKS ONTO THE STAGE. A SMALL SPOTLIGHT ILLUMINATES CLEVER'S FACE CHEST.
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Why do you defend foolish mortals Destiny?! They are not fit to rule earth!
CLEVER RAISES THE MICROPHONE ABOVE HIS HEAD.
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It is not for you to decide mankind's evolution! It is for the Council of Elders!
CLEVER WALKS OF STAGE THE AUDIENCE JUST SILENTLY STARES IN SHOCK @ HIM AS HE WALKS PASS THEM TOWARDS THE FRONT DOOR.
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EXT. EDWARD MEDARD PARK - DAYDRAMATIC MUSIC, LIGHTNING THUNDER STARTS.
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If such mortal does exist, you will relinquish your throne. It is the law!
FATE MATERIALIZES A FEW SECONDS BEFORE DESTINY.
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Don't quote the law to me witch! I wrote the law!
DRAMATIC MUSIC, LIGHTNING THUNDER
DESTINY MATERIALIZES. SHE STANDS MOTIONLESS. DRAMATIC MUSIC, LIGHTNING THUNDER.
DRAMATIC MUSIC, LIGHTNING THUNDER FADES OUT.
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DESTINY COMMANDS FATE.
DESTINY ATTACKS FATE WITH AN ENERGY BOLT.
FATE BLOCKS DESTINY'S ENERGY BLAST WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
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I am ruler of the council! No mortal knows the Darckonian Creed. Where is this champion you speak of... this savior of mankind? Your time is short. You have one solar cycle to present your defender to the council, or I will destroy this infectious planet that you love so much...this earth.
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SO SWEARS...
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...FATE!!!
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Where are u mortal?
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Oh no Mr. Troy, Our production company wants to keep the script tightly under wraps, so I'll have a courier deliver it and the wardrobe to your office... and Mr. Troy, if your talent completes the performance, there will be an extra bonus for you.
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Hey Richie, hand me a wrench.
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R-I-C-H-I-E!!!
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What?! Man?!
It's hot as hell out here... and you're dancing?!
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I'm not the one under the car, You are.
Just crank up the car, man.
FATE LOOKS UP AT THE SKY.
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... AND THE SKY DARKENS. LIGHTNING AND THUNDER FOLLOW.
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DESTINY TRIES TO SENSE CLEVER'S PRESENCE.
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INT. TROY'S TALENT AGENCY - OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
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YOUR PHONE IS RINGING.
EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUSMUSIC STARTS: FOREVER MAN RAPMUSIC FADES OUT: FOREVER MAN RAP
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CLEVER SEES RICHIE DANCING.RICHIE MUSIC STARTS: THE WATERS OF WOE RAP.
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CLEVER SHOUTS RICHIE'S NAME.
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CLEVER WALKS OVER SHAKES RICHIE ON HIS RIGHT SHOULDER.
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HELLO. YES, I CAN BE THERE TOMORROW. OKAY, BYE.
RICHIE STOPS DANCING, TAKES THE EARPHONES OFF LOOKS @ CLEVER.
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RICHIE STOPS DANCING, TAKES THE EARPHONES OFF LOOKS @ CLEVER.
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RICHIE OPENS CAR DOOR.
RICHIE GETS IN THE DRIVER SEAT...
... CLEVER'S CELL PHONE RINGS.
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RICHIE STICKS HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW.
CLEVER SCUDDLES AROUND THE CAR HOOD...
...TOWARDS THE FRONT PASSENGER SIDE,...
REACHES THROUGH THE WINDOW WITH HIS RIGHT HAND, PICKS UP HIS PHONE..
RICHIE STICKS HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW.
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... AND WALKS AWAY.
CLEVER WALKS BACK TO THE CAR LOOKS AT RICHIE.
I GOT AN AUDITION TOMORROW.
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THAT'S GOOD AND ALL, BUT AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?
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WHAT?
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SHERRY? YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
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DAM RICHIE! WHY DIDN'T YOU REMIND ME EARLIER? LET'S GO!.
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HI TROY.
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I DON'T THINK SO MANNY! I DON'T THINK SO! GET ME THAT DEAL MANNY!
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RICHIE POINTS CONTINUOUSLY AT HIS WATCH.
RICHIE POINTS CONTINUOUSLY AT HIS WATCH.
RICHIE POINTS CONTINUOUSLY AT HIS WATCH.
CLEVER QUICKLY OPENS THE PASSENGER CAR DOOR AND GETS INSIDE.
THE CAR DRIVES AWAY.
INT. TROY TALRNT AGENCY OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
TROY IS ARGUING ON THE PHONE WHILE WRITING THUMBING THROUGH SOME PAPERS. TROY POINTS AT THE CHAIR. A GARMENT BAG AND PLASTIC TUBE IS ON THE CHAIR IN THE CORNER NEXT TO THE DOOR
CLEVER WALKS OVER TO THE CHAIR.
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