Sir, AJ can’t even walk properly. I mean I know he’s a nice guy er alien and all of that, well I assume he is. He’s just landed, hasn’t he?
Look, we’re very honoured to have him here, according to our Head Mr Parrocks.
Apparently, he experienced a black hole, and survived! And did you know our school was mentioned in Question Times by Mr Goves, no less?
In that case, he could be a flesh-eating parasite with a particular appetite for teachers. Have you seen his green credentials, sir?
‘We are a beacon school for aliens to be educated in, er how did he put it? A fully inclusive, educational environment that celebrates differences without prejudice or collusion with discrimination
‘Yes well, something like that. Anyway, the point is we have the press crawling all over us, and you are not going to spoil it for us
But sir can’t we just have races? I don’t understand why can’t we just
But sir can’t we just have races? I don’t understand why can’t we just