What is that i see, is that a planet or a ant, any of which i WILL CRUSH!
Who da heck are you
Yeah creep
AHHHHHHHH
SHEEESH!
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!
I am a unknown creature born from the start of the universe. I crush planets for a living. As i am surging with godly powers, i am bored with no one to satisfy me. I have crushed 1,700,684,493,398,583 planets so far. Crushing planets is fun. I have spotted another planet.
I am going to destroy this disgusting planet.
I landed onto the ground. Two strange beings were in front of me. I was was clueless on the planets language so i used my powers to understand them. They called me rude names. I was terribly offended.
STOP RIGHT THERE. YOU WILL NEVER DESTROY THIS PLANET.
I used my godly powers to send them flying into the multiverse. I am now angry. Fed up with this rude planet.
Boom!
I flew up into the planets atmosphere to destroy it. I was going to use my magical powers but then....
A weird looking man suddenly came out of no where riding an asteroid. He yelled at me to stop, but it was too late. I had already unleashed my godly power ball which was 10 times brighter than the planets sun which had enough power to destroy a universe. There was not return.
Too late.
The horrid planet that i was on was finally destroyed. I put up my magical barrier to not get hurt. Everyone on the planet was distinguished even that weird guy on the astronaut. Now time to find another planet.