The Russian Spies
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- A normal day in the White House...
- Ok, you heard the boss. Meet me tomorrow at my house at 6 to plan it all
- Darling, I was thinking maybe today we could go to the golf camp, what do you think?
- Suddenly...
- It´s too dangerous to stay here, let´s go to the secret basement
- DARLING, WHAT WAS THAT?
- Mr.President, we need to leave right now, we don´t know what´s happening
- It´s your fault! If you had given me your weapon, which is better at pointing,this wouldn´t have happened.
- Damn, how can you be so fucking dumb?
- Now the boss is gonna kill us
- F$*"! We missed
- If they don´t kill us first.
- Come here, let me show you
- Sir, we have been informed that it was an attack from some russian spies
- Mr. President, don´t worry, we are looking into it right now and we will solve this case
- (in Russian): I am so dissapointed with you guys, you are such a dishonor to our country,I should fire you inmediately, this is UNNACCEPTABLE
- (In Russian): Yes Sir.
- Took me 3 years to finally make it work
- (In Russian): But, since you´re still new, I´m not gonna fire you YET.
- (In Russian): REALLY? Thank you so much Sir!
- But remember: THE PRESIDENT MUST DIE AT ANY COST.
- YOU WERE THE ONE WHO MESSED IT ALL UP
- Really? Ok, but don´t mess it up this time, bud
- There has been a terrorist attack at the White House this morning at 10 am. There is no further information for the moment, but we´ll keep you informed, now to the weather...
- I present you Louis,he´s a scientist and he just made an amazing discoverment which is going to help us a lot.
- I present you the TIME MACHINE!
- WOAH that´s so cool!
- My plan with this is to use it to go backwards in time and kill the president.
- Sounds fun, I´m in.
- Ready? When I count to 3, you will be teletransported
- Sure, we´re ready!
- 3,2,1... GO!
- PUFF!...
- Wait, where are we?
- Who cares, that was so cool!
- Wait, what do you mean?
- Excuse me miss, what year are we in?
- It´s 1971
- Ok thanks
- Well, we did it!
- Yeah, I guess. Now we just have to localize the president´s father
- You don´t know how to shoot, don´t you?
- I have some notes about him saved on my phone
- Name: Richard Harrison
- Ok, I know where he lives, let´s go
- Ok, let´s do this
- There he is, watching the TV
- I mean, let´s kill him and leave
- What?! No! We don´t have to do that anymore. Think about it, we could just make him not meet the President¨s mother so they won´t fall in love and the President won´t be born
- Don´t worry, I´ll do it quickly and then we leave.
- Ehm, well, I mean, I tried but...
- Back in the present...
- Wait, WTH HAPPENED WITH OUR CITY?
- To be continued...
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