Snemalna Knjiga Besedilo
- I'm a rich dillhole who cries about my sleep patterns and I have money to waste on a fancy shmancy sMaRt bed.
- I'm a waste of money and I'm going to malfunction and accidentally set this dillhole on fire one day.
- Why am I sleeping with my clothes on?
- I'm stealing his sleep pattern and movement data and selling it to Google at market value :)
- Private Data
- Sleep pattern data to be displayed on application's dashboard
- Application setting data to control heat and stuff
- Private Data
- Crybaby sitting on the bed, lonely, because his parents never gave him any attention and he now spends all his time garnering attention, wealth and meaningless material possessions to validate his existence.
- Once upon a time, there were three little piggies...
- The bed, reading the rich crybaby a bedtime story because his parents never loved him.
- Rich guy, thoroughly on fire after his $100,000 bed's heater malfunctioned.
- The wife of the late and crispy rich dude who got smoked by the malfunctioning bed, suing the company.
- He might have been a dillhole, but he was MY dillhole.
- Why are we outside?
- KFC
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