Capy the Capybara Runs for Candidacy
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- Man, I am so bored
- Shut up
- Shouldn't have been a fish then
- Alright I'm going home, something you can't do you dumb fish HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
- man I am so done with that guy. I wish I could severely affect his bottom line.
- y'know what? I have an idea. I'm going to run for president.
- I'm out
- Where the heck did the fish go
- 34 years later, Fsh is now 35 and is going to try running for the 2028 presidential nomination. They are doing so at a country concert as their main demographic is republicans.
- Are we gonna pretend it's not a literal fish
- August 15th 2024
- Also I think rich people should get more tax breaks and we should tax the middle class more
- I'd like to unofficially announce that I will be running for president.
- Ok guys, I know that I just picked you from a Starbucks, but we need to figure out how to get the Fsh name out there for candidacy.
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- I have an idea! Why don't we make our slogan "There's no America without an I" cause your name is fish without an I
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- A little cringe but that works!
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- We can also adopt out fish in order to raise money!
- That's actually a really good idea.
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- I can talk to the media companies to make sure they know you're going to run!
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- Alright, it seems like we've come up with a plan. Now lets execute it!
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- Over the next 2 years, Fsh spent the time with his team marketing and raising money for his cause all over the country. At the end of it all, he had a reasonable base of supporters in which he could rely on along with a good amount of money in order to be able to market more once primaries start.
- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Washington D.C.
- Everyone, I am glad to announce that I am now officially running for Primaries as a republican!
- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Iowa
- Make sure to vote for Fsh in the caucus guys! I will make tax cuts for the rich and tax increases for the undertaxed middle class!
- Make sure you go to the caucus and discuss who you want to vote for before going to my side to vote for me!
- Pennsylvania
- NO AMERICA WITHOUT AN I! NO AMERICA WITHOUT AN I!
- If you guys vote for me in the primaries I will make Social Security private! There's no American without an I!
- Make sure you declare yourself as republican when voting though as Pennsylvania has a closed primary.
- Texas
- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- I will make all guns available to all citizens over 18 if you guys vote for me in the primaries! Don't let these democrats strip us of our protection.
- That means you too independents! Since the primaries are open in Texas, anyone can vote! Even democrats!
- Iowa Caucus
- Over here to vote for Fsh!
- Over here to vote for Ellie the Elephant!
- After winning the Iowa Caucus, Fsh proceeded to also win a majority of the delegates in the other open and closed primaries. He will now move onto the main presidential general election. This election will happen the same year as the primaries but later in the year. Before that, however, he will be at the national republican convention to celebrate and pick a vice president!
- National Convention
- Thank you everyone for coming today and more importantly for voting for me! As you know, I will be moving onto the General Election!
- National Convention
- Due to that, I will need to have someone be my vice president. I've heard criticisms of my lack of experience in politics, my short term goldfish memory, and my air breathing limitations
- National Convention
- That is why I've elected to have Dolphy be my vice president! He will be able to breath air, he is very smart and memorable, and he is a current congressman!
- Hi everyone!
- National Convention
- We together will be able to make sure that the democrats will not take away our freedoms, unfairly tax us. and ruin America as it stands!
- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Months before the elections, Fsh and the democratic presidential candidate, Donk, both get into presidential debates where they share their takes on issues and answers to important questions
- That is nonsense! The top 1% are the people who are making the U.S. successful, and we should reward them with tax breaks!
- I believe that we need to cut down on taxes for the poor and middle class. Also, these people are struggling, and we can help them with government aid!
- Also, welfare will make the poor even lazier than they already are! They should work harder and be more responsible.
- Wow, so you think the poor should be left to struggle and we should help the rich who are already well off?
- No wait, I didn't mean it like that
- Do you even care about the American people? It seems like you only care about money.
- BREAKING NEWS: "Poor people are lazy and I don't care about them" - Presidential Candidate Fsh
- Yeah, ladies and gentlemen you've heard it here first. This president seems to be completely apathetic to those who are struggling!
- Yeah Jeff this was absolutely insensitive from Fsh and it's going to be hard to bounce back from that.
- Throughout the next month, Fsh traveled through states such as Florida, Iowa, Nevada, Pennsylvania, Texas, Nevada, and other swing states in order to get the most electoral and popular votes that he could. He did this, along with TV advertisements, until it was time for election day.
- BREAKING NEWS: Donk wins the presidency!
- Yeah, ladies and gentlemen you've heard it here first. After counting all the votes it looks like Donk has won!
- Although Fsh was a strong candidate, it looks like his gaffe earlier this month resulted in him losing the election.
- I kind of miss that fish now that he's gone.
- I'm back, you moron
- Wow, it's almost as if I can still hear his insulting remarks in my head
- No it's actually me idiot I'm in the bowl.
- I didn't
- Oh my god Fsh I missed you so much!
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