Bud, Not Buddy: Vampire Scene
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- Hi my name's Bud, not Buddy...I don't like mustard! I mean... I ran away from Grand Rapids, sir.
- Say hey! Who are you, where are you from? I will give you food and drink if you tell me...
- Oh boy, let's get you in the car.
- *Holds up sandwich and Red Pop*
- He's a vampire!!
- URGENT: CONTAINS HUMAN BLOOD
- *Lefty lets go of arm and Bud runs to car*
- *Bud climbs in, locks doors and STEPS ON IT*
- Roll the window down for a minute, Bud. What's this??
- *Car sputters to a stop*
- *Lefty catches up and knocks on window*
- Bud, if I am a vampire, why do I have a sandwich and Red Pop?
- *Bud takes out jackknife*
- Sweet baby Jesus, why me??
- Good point...
- Where've you ever heard of a vampire driving a car??
- Hmm... bait!
- Don't you think I can read? How come you're carrying real human blood around in your car?
- Umm... ugh, ok.
- Thank God you didn't know how to drive. By the way, the blood was for a hospital.
- Could I please see your teeth, sir?
- If you'da showed me some fangs I'da learned real fast, sir. Sorry for the situation!
- *Opens mouth*
- Scary face, but no fangs...
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