I'll tell you, Im not mad. But listen to my story, Harken! Im not insane!
The old man and I were eating together, I noticed his eye was a little weird, it disturbed me greatly, I had to get rid of it. Though he seemed so nice.
Every night for a week, I would sneak in in him while he would be asleep, I would shine a lamp in his vulture eye, soon he would be dead.
On the last night, I accidentally woke him up, "Whos there" he said, I kept quiet, I could hear tha mans hear beat, I stood still for an hour, I then killed him, chopped him up and slid the evidence under some planks.
The neighbor had heard screams from last night, so he called the police on me. I welcomed them in and brought them into the room, I sat above the planks were the corpse had been. We all took a seat.
We were all chatting in a room when I started to hear a heartbeat, it was the old mans, I started to go crazy. I couldn't take it anymore. I was losing my mind until, I let it out. I told them the body was under the planks.