The bad pig
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- Puck the fairy was looking for some mischief to cause, when he had the bright idea to send a girl that lives in Iran in 1978, a pig that is in charge of a farm, and a girl that lives in Ancient Athens, to the same world with no one else.
- CRAP, BOMBS!!!!!
- I, Puck, will teleport you to a fresh, new world!
- COME ON COMRADES, BACK TO WORK!!!
- I, Puck, will teleport you to a fresh, new world!
- My love Lysander, where are you?????
- I, Puck, will teleport you to a fresh, new world!
- Puck successfully teleports all of them to the same world, and they are all confused.
- Who Are you guys? My name is Marjane Satrapi.
- I-I am *SNORT* Napoleon
- I am Hermia
- Let's see how this plays out
- Lets get out of here
- THE PIG CAN TALK?!?!?
- Yeah we should
- These fools aren't going anywhere
- NO! I WILL KILL YOU!
- When Napoleon threatens the two girls, Hermia wants peace. But since Marji is scared, so she says she will kill Hermia.
- This is getting entertaining, too bad I don't have popcorn.
- PLEASE!!! I WANT PEACE!!!!!
- STOP RIGHT THERE! IF YOU DON'T FIGHT TO THE DEATH RIGHT NOW, I WILL WHIP BOTH OF YOU TO DEATH!
- I'LL CLAW YOUR EYES OUT!!!!!
- I don't think so!
- My money's on Marji.
- Pathetic, I'm going to eat some apples.
- Marji knocked out Hermia, sending her into a coma forever. While this was happening, Napoleon was eating apples and drinking milk.
- Idiot.
- Tasty
- I'm always right.
- Because of Napoleon's hate towards humans, He whipped Marji to death shortly after Marji killed Hermia, leaving himself to live on this world alone forever.
- This pig is evil, I'm going to go home and leave the pig to die alone.
- Stupid human
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