Unknown Story
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- Inside a beach cave Dwayne the Sediment is having a midlife crisis...
- Well, I presume I shall venture out to seek a new life, a fresh start, perhaps a change...
- It's been months that I've stayed here. Away from the treacherous forces of wind, water, ice, and the most dreadful of all, gravity. Oh, how lonely I am, trapped as sediment, nowhere to go.
- The Compaction Club - a life changing experience; from sediment to SEDIMENTARY
- To begin anew, I've decided to join The Compaction Club to meet new layers and make myself over. No longer will I be a lonesome sediment. From now on I shall own the title of a sedimentary rock. Although, this may not have been my brightest decision.
- I don't feel quite comfortable.
- As of now, I am enjoying myself in the Mantle Spa's Metamorphic Care where I will try their new treatment, "Extreme Heat and Pressure". My, am I sweating.
- Mantle Spa
- Dwayne the (Sedimentary) Rock
- wind, water, ice and gravity
- extreme heat and pressure
- LAVA SAUNA
- Dwayne the (Metamorphic) Rock has continued on with his treatment at the Lava Sauna ...
- OH, THE PAIN!
- I have finished with the Metamorphic Care, now it is time for Igneous in the Lava Sauna. It was said that I would feel a slight burn, but I feel like I'm melting.
- Brr...
- Welcome to the Un-Sauna
- Here I lay again, but I am changed. Presently, I am an igneous rock, for I have practically melted myself away in the Lava Sauna and have cooled in the Un-Sauna. I even have small crystal grains within me! Iced up indeed.
- Dwayne the (Igneous) Rock
- Oh no! I cannot bear to go through this dreadful process once more. I guess I shall remain as Dwayne the Sediment. Even after all the torture.
- hehe...
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