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- Once upon a besTEAs time...
- RING
- RING
- RING
- Hello Copernicus? What is our 'chika' for today?
- OMG! I just found out that his world doesn't revolve around you!
- HUH?! But why?! I don't understand. Yesterday, he told me that I am the only one. Why did he do this to me — he cheated on me?! Am I not worth it?!
- SILENCE...
- NO! NO! NO! Don't take it emotionally 'besh'. What I mean is, I just found out that our world (which is the Earth) doesn't revolve around you and guess what you're not the center of his universe nor the Earth.
- HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? COME ON, SPILL THE TEA 'SIS'?
- Believe me or not, the Earth is not stationary at the center of the universe. By heliocentric model that I made, I eventually discover and made some realizations that the sun is the center of the solar system, again SOLAR SYSTEM not the UNIVERSE. Also, the Earth as well as the other planets like my favorite one which is the Jupiter — revolves around it!
- Okay, wait. Here's the 'chika'.
- Well, it's none of my business. All I know is my 'boyfie' is as hot as SUN! Yum!
- That's quite impressive!
- Yazzz, a true 'pasabog' revelation! However, how can we prove this to the other people?
- Jezzzz! Ewwww! Cringe!
- THE END!!
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