The Chaser
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- So, someone told me you were interested in a love potion?
- Boy am I! Ya see I really love this girl and I want her to love me back!
- Well then, I have the potion right here in my hand. It's only a few bucks, the rest of my potions are thousands of dollars!
- I'll take it! Even though this is starting to sound like an episode of Breaking Bad and you're the drug dealer!
- You're buying a potion in an alleyway! What did you expect? I also have a cleaner potion, that's what you buy if you don't like the love potion...
- Why would I need a cleaner potion?! What does this love potion do exactly?
- What time will you be home tonight? What do you want for supper? Do you like my dress? Are you going out with friends? Do you like my new lingerie? I have so many questions for you Alan!
- 2 WEEKS LATER...
- So, I heard you want the cleaner potion? Well, you can have it. I knew your idea of love wouldn't last, most of the time those kinds of ideas never do last.
- Thanks for the cleaner potion! I'm broke, but it's worth it. That bi*** is getting on my nerves! She's always up my butt about something, she never leaves me alone. It's ridiculous. Any who thanks for the help, Dr. Feelgood! That's a weird name for a doctor...
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