Enlil and Ninlil Myth - Highschool Drama edition
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- After School
- Hey mom is it okay if i go to the football game today?
- Girlllll look how much fun they are having we NEED to go.
- Girl YES
- The Football game is bad woman! The football game is bad! Do not go to it Ninlil. The football game after school is not meant for a girl like you. Those boys will see a pretty girl and want to have their way with you. They will use you and then leave you all alone. Don't go Ninlil.
- Ouuu Is that Ninlil on the other side of the field? She lookin mad cute today, lemme send her a quick insta Dm real quick i'm tryna get a piece of that.
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- Whatever, i'm going anyways
- Meanwhile...
- Yo Nusku, you my guy, i've known you for years, do me a favour. Since you're the captain of the team can you find a replacement for me? There's a really cute girl over there in the stands and i need her bro.
- Whatever.
- Yo shordy you look mad cute today styll, lets link up under the bleachers ;)
- look, i like you, and i want you. Now we could do this the easy way or we could do this the hard way.
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- uhh no, i'm like too young for that stuff... plus my parents would like totally kill me if they found out
- Ninlil
- You know i gotchu bro. i bet she cute as hell too or else you wouldn't even ask me this. Go on brother i'll get ur replacement.
- Girl look at what Enlil just sent me, like who does this man think he is...
- holy cow holy cow i'm about to have sex with Ninlil!! this is the best day of my life how could she ever say no to me i'm the dreamiest guy ever. Plus im on the football team literally all girls like guys on the football team.
- WHAT?!? He has some nerve, you're the most innocent girl i know there's no way you would try something like that with him.
- Enlil Approaches Ninlil
- Come with me babes, lemme show you a good time
- NO PLEASE STOP!!
- No
- BE QUITE!
- I must tell the principal about this!
- I was not asking, come with me.
- I have reports that you had sex with Ninlil against her will. For that you are hereby expelled from this school.
- I Cant believe im about to have a baby. It's against my religion to be with someone other than the true father. I must find Enlil and make him come claim his child and be my wife!
- Nine Months Later
- Whatever.
- The hate is too much i need to get out of here, i need to move cities. I can't take it anymore.
- RAPIST!
- Hello, is Enlil here?
- Please just let me come in... i'll let you have sex with me again?
- BET
- Uhh yeah- i mean no, Enlil isn't here this is his dad speaking.
- So our kid i named him Suen. Cute right? Since we have a kid now we kinda have to get married! It's part of my religion.
- i'm not an Idiot Enlil i know it's you. Open the door i just want to talk... you need to know that you have a kid.
- i'm not good at babysitting
- Mhmm cool. OK now sex.
- The Next Morning
- Nine Months Later
- HE LEFT AGAIN!
- HES AT HIS FRIENDS HOUSE?? OMG I'm going there right now. MOM HOLD MY BABY!
- Another baby!? oh my goodness I am in no shape to go looking for Enlil. I will wait until my new child is born then I shall look for him again. In the mean time I will name the child Nergal.
- The Door is open O loveliest one
- Hey this is Enlil- I mean Sumareon's House How may I help you.
- Hello!?
- Ill Let you have sex with me again...
- Wow you think my sons going to be a devil. Now I'm definitely not letting you in.
- Marry me, come back and take care of your kids Enlil.
- Listen I know its you Enlil. We had a new child his name is Nergal. He was born with such malevolence in his eyes. I believe he will be a great judge when he gets older. A sentencer for horrible people to a place of pain and sorrow, that's the kind of life I see for him... Anyways I'm rambling now but please LET ME IN
- sex.
- Enlil Runs Off again leaving poor Ninlil Alone and with a third child. After the nine months she ended up Naming him Ninazu
- The End
- She ends up finding Enlil again, uses sex as a way to get in so that she could beg him once more for marriage. After sex this time Enlil finally caves and agrees to marry NInlil and take care of the Kids.
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