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- The story starts off with a nerdy brown boy Jyssop Jarvis in his HL math class
- Here's your test Jyssop
- OH NO! I got a 96% on my MC4U7 IB HL math test on the applications of derivates
- *At Jyssop's house*
- HOW DARE YOU COME BACK HOME WITH A 96% YOU'RE A DISGRACE!
- Amma i'm sorry it was only one mark off!!!
- I'm going to work
- GET BETTER GRADES MAN UP!!!
- RUN ME ALL YOUR MONEY YOU DIRTY CURRY MUNCHER! I HAVE COME TO ROB YOUR POOR SORRY ASSES!
- Welcome to SOOBWAY how may I help you?
- AHHHH OMG WHAT!!!! IT"S THE ORDER?? WHAT"S HAPPENING
- HAH? So you know who I am? Good. NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR LOOT!
- MAN UP!!! STOP BEING SO SCARED
- I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING PUSHED AROUND ALL THE TIME I'M GOING TO LISTEN TO MY MOM AND MAN UP!
- HUH YOU WANNA FIGHT??? I WAS GOING TO GO EASY ON YOU BUT I GUESS NOT
- *BAAM*
- RAHHHHH
- OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE?? WAIT HOW DID I DO THIS?? WHEN DID I BECOME SO STRONG!!???
- OH GOD I HAVE TO CALL 911
- This is the 3rd racist attack in the trenches today... We reported to the government about the lack of security and safety of the community. They don't care as long as you have money here, nothing will ever happen sorry kid....
- I gotta blast now Mr.Policeman... My mom is waiting for me at home
- Oh? Ok son, stay safe out there
- What happened? You look sad my son.
- I don't know what happened but I knocked some guy out with a single punch!!!
- With great power comes great responsibility and I know you have a good heart Jyssop
- I know I have been hard on you but I just want you to know that I love you and I know you will do great things with this power of yours
- ......
- Mom do you know something I don't...?
- hmmmm.... This power... it's Allah's gift to you
- Crap..... i'm bleeding... damnn... why does my arm hurt so much now??
- Oh? Wait... This could be a cool experiment.
- Let's test my blood real quick I must have my centrifuge lying around here somewhere....
- AHAH! Found it!
- Hmmm it says I have high levels of tyrosine in my blood
- These high levels of Tyrosine must mean that i'm secreting high levels of epinephrine
- Is this why i've been scared all my life...?
- Interesting... I wonder how else my CNS has been affected...
- Oh but wait... How did I one hit wonder that guy from the order....
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