Hello, my name is Remy Rock. Let me tell you a little bit about how I was born.
I was underground when something changed my life forever. I went through contact metamorphism. Although, I gotta say it was kind of stuffy from all the heat and pressure.
It was on a river just
Hey Remy, how are how are you?
Yeesh, he reeks...Wait, how long has he been down here?
Hey look there's my BROTHER!
I was once a beeeautiful piece of extrusive igneous rock. I got melted down into molten rock and spewed out of a volcano in the form of lava!!! Then, I cooled and hardened.
Then something terrible happened to me and it was all the cloud's fault.
Hey man. Take it easy, it ain't my fault that mother nature weathered and eroded you, basically tearing you piece by piece.
Get your own story, Mom. Also, wanna hear a joke? Why was the Sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale!!! Hahahahahaha
Hey Remy, are you telling the reader how your sediments got carried away by the river. And when you eventually got compacted and cemented with minerals.