don't you want to live you dumb bird? go somewhere else this place kills pigeons.
Tapping. Again, the next morning. oh no.
just hold on.... one second.
He reached out from the groggies, lifted the hem of the shade two inches and there is was the world's dumbest bird.
what have i done?!
Palmer was surprised to find himself bringing a box of FrankenPuffs from breakfast up stairs. He then fed the bird and looked at it carefully observing.
Later that day he had just got away from the guys and when he got home the bird was gone. Then a little later it had come back so Palmer was running around his room looking for something to feed the bird so that it wouldn't go away but there was nothing not a scrap.
He started to think what if the bird did not want to wait. Palmer did not think. He did not use one bit of the good sense he was born with. He simply walked across the room and opened the window. The bird walked in. And the bird went up Palmers arm and up to his ear and bit his ear.