Bruh, I just did the thing. Did you not hear that sound?
When?
Bruh, as I was going down?
RN, Macbeth is murking Duncan. The doors to his room are open and the snores of the lit servants are a total joke to their job of keeping him safe. I drugged their drinks so they'd knock TF out and look like they dead.
OMG, the wine that made the help lit has made me fearless AF. The booze that knocked them out has lit a fire in me. Shhh, listen up! That screech was an omen of death, like when the night guard rings the bell at 12 AM for a death row inmate.
I deadass heard the owl screech and the crickets bawling. You trying to say something?
My husband!!
Just now
Skrrt, skrrt
Wah, wah
Nahhh, that's cap. Calling it a "big L" is just clownin'.
Yo, Donalbain's in da house.
One homie cackled in his snooze, while another straight up screamed "murder!" and it woke both of them TF up.
This is such a sad sight, like major sad vibes.
YO, who's catchin' some z's in the spare room?
We can't be vibing with that kind of mindset on our actions. It's legit gonna make us lose our minds.
Don't overthink it.
Yo, who dis? What's good, fam!
Yo, look! I lowkey set the servants’ blades in Macbeth’s way so he couldn’t miss ‘em. Ngl, if Duncan didn’t look exactly like my pops when he was passed out, I would’ve offed him myself.
OMG, the housekeepers are woke AF and the mission is so not finished. It would be such a L if we mess up and can't kill the king.
Bruh, this servant straight up said "God bless us!" and the other one was like "Amen," like they caught me with my hands all bloody.
Even though I could hear the fear in their voices, I couldn't be like, "Aight, amen" when they were all like, "Bless us, God!"
What does that even mean tho?
Yo, I swear I heard someone straight up yell, "No more Z's, Macbeth be killin' sleep." Just tryna catch some z's, man.
Sleep be like the ultimate stress reliever, the ultimate day-ender, the ultimate pain-reliever, and the ultimate mind-soother.
Yo, snoozin' is like the main dish and the most bangin' fuel in the ultimate feast of existence.
Yah
There are like literally two that are roomies now.
Yo, drop off that freaking merch and make sure to mess up the minions while they're knocked out.
Yo, grab some agua and wash the gross proof off your hands. Like, why'd you even bother bringing those daggers from the crib? They gotta stay there.
Who tf said this? Oh my gosh, bro, you're like making yourself feel weak and unable to do stuff when you're overthinking everything.
The voice was like, crying and crying, "No more sleep!" to everyone in the house.
"Glamis totally killed our chance for sleep, so Cawdor won't be getting any sleep either. And Macbeth? Forget about it, he's not sleeping either."
I was like, standing there, but they just mumbled their prayers and knocked out again.
Ugh, you're such a wimp! Hand over those daggers, like, now. Dead and knocked out folks are like, totally harmless, just like a basic pic.
If Duncan is still bleeding, I'll make the servants look sus by covering their faces in his blood. Gotta make it seem like they did it.
It's legit immature to be scared of a creepy painting.
Yo, where's that banging at? Why do I react so hard to every sound?
I ain't going back. Just the thought of what I did scares me. I can't even bring myself to look at it again.
But like, why couldn't I just say "Amen"? I really needed God's blessing, but that word just got totally stuck in my throat.
Entered Duncan's room...
Lady Macbeth enters...
Bruh, my hands are lit red like yours, but if my heart was as weak and basic as yours, I'd be hella embarrassed.
Yo, there's banging at the south gate. We gotta dip back to our room.Bruh just a lil water and all the receipts are gone. It's like, so effortless! Your drive is like, non-existent.
Knock, knock!!
Get rid of those lame thoughts that bring you down, yo.
Listen! More knocking. Put on your sleeping robe, so that when we have to appear it won't seem as if we’ve been awake and watching this whole time.
The only way I can own up to my actions is to leave my identity behind.
Whose hands these be? LOL! They yanking my eyeballs out. Can all the ocean water clean the blood off?
Nah, my hands would just make the whole sea red. Green to red real quick.
Yo, go smack Duncan awake with your banging at the door. Low key wishing it was possible.