I like your glasses we're going to be great friends.
???
I've known you for 100 years and you never smile
I am literally the happiest person you will ever meet. smiling doesn't matter
This is not exactly how we met, but I changed it to accentuate my friendliness compared to your natural RBF
I'll be right with you guys in one second
Hey I need a refill
What is taking so long?
Check Please
How long on our food?
this is a genuine conversation we had when I was trying to compliment you in the least "creepy kitchen guy" way
Why is she always so angry? almost flying off the hinge like a bird...
no explanation needed
I'm fine...
What's wrong poopy pants?
This is the authors way of showing how challenging it can be when working in the FOH. Generally the BOH only sees the negative when in reality there is another side to the metaphoric coin
why won't she let me suffer in peace!!!
I had to
The world doesn't revolve around you!
Me being in my feels. you being a good friend
Again with you being a good friend only for me to clam up even further.
No what is going on you're not "fine"!
The clam shell finally snapping shut like a Venus flytrap attacking Mario
Well what is it? Are you mad at me?
I am assuming this is what was going through your head. Maybe not though I'm just the author not a psychic.
What an asshole
Geez I am an asshole...
3 Years Later
I kind of want to say merry christmas to the gator...
Merry Christmas!!
This is what I was thinking foe show
Merry Christmas Hal! I love you!
YES!! I WIN!!
"It was two weeks" shut up
Why isn't she talking?
SWEET SWEET VICTORY!!
I don't really know who these randoms are supposed to be maybe B.I and Maddy?
5 months later...
Not quite how it went, but hey I'm the author
Hey Hal I know we're on our annual vacation, but I am going to be the bigger man and say I'm sorry for being a dick. Now your turn...
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no explanation needed
I dont know why we were fighting for so long. I'm glad you finally came to your senses and apologized.
Why you gotta be so mean.
FUCK YOU!!!Apology accepted pooopy pants love you!
He's not lying
I would also like to apologize for thoroughly kicking your ass at words with friends! This is a short message for real Haligator you never had a chance... back to the story.
Us vibing with our friends from high school
okay... But seriously we should never go so long while being pissy with each other
Lets go PANTHERS!!
Fucking Liar...
I'm glad you decided to come so I'll root for the panthers with you!
I'm 1000% rooting for the patriots. I just want to make Halitosis think they'll win
To be continued...
future...
Lets go PATS!!!!
This is a double entendre. It could be a there's another comic strip coming "to be continued" or a we have a lot more life to live "to be continued"