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Department of Agriculture Salad
Department of Energy Burger
Noodles withArmy green beansNavy beansAir Force pastadressed with REd Marine(ara) sauce
Department of Defense Pasta
Farmland fresh with the nations best natural resources available.
a tasty burger layered with sunshine and wind to provide new resources for energy. Comes with a side of renewable energy.
Healthy and hearty with a side of CDC and FDA approved flavoring for health&well being. Enjoy a side of vaccines for FREE
Department of Education Alphabet Soup
Department of Homeland Security BLT
Department ofHealth & Human ServicesOatmeal
Made with the finest letters &numbers to keep America competitive. This soup is available to EVERYONE! Dont have enough money to buy it- We can find a way.
Our worry-free, well protected BLT is the safest meal you can eat. No one can attack our awesome bacon.
Department of Interior Buffet
EVERYONE can afford our HUD platter. Chock full of all the stuff you need to reduce homelessness and housing discrimination.
Department of the State Wrap
A buffet as big as a national park. Not much on it since we tried to protect our our wildlife resources.
Our wrap has the greatest ingredients from 180 foreign countries Sure to advance the interest of the American People. Side of diplomacy upon request,
Department of Housing & Urban DevelopmentHUD platter
Multiple layers of job creation to promote economic growth and opportunity. A downpour of Pepperoni is $.25 extra
Department of Justice Law Abiding Berries
D E S S E R T S
Comma, Comma, Commerce Pizza
FBI loves themUS Marshals love themEven the judges love them. Every piece is the same size To keep it fair.
Every state gets a piece of the pie.Taxes ARE included