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What is this?! The Church shouldn't be allowed to do this! This is discrimination and a mockery of our faith!
Here is 95 Reasons why I think the Catholic Church is bad, and I want everyone to see this.!
95 Theses
That's it Martin Luther! You can't be saying all these bad things about the Church! As Punishment, you will be excommunicated!
Fine Pope I'll Go make my own Church and it's totally gunna be so much better than yours!
Okay everyone, I called this Council of Trent because we need to determine our core beliefs, and think of ideas for how to beat the Protestants, it's time for the counter-reformation!
How about we Persecute all the non-catholics?
Splendid Idea, We'll control them with fear! You are all now part of the Roman Inquisition. It is your job to find out if people are Catholic or Protestant, and persecute, torture, and kill those charged with heresy.
Anything for you your holiness!
Let this be an example for all who dare oppose the Catholic Church.