I hereby declare that all of the people who were at the peaceful Capitol protest on 1/6/2021, are all pardoned from punishment.
WHAT? THATS CRAZY!
WHY DID I EVEN VOTE FOR YOU!?
Dia: 2
This is a very nice country you have here, Augustus.
Thank you very much Mr. Trump, I hope to visit America soon as well *turns around to leave*
*whispers* Have the troops ready incase they attack
Dia: 3
I want to appoint this stray gorilla I found in my closet to serve as an ambassador.
I'm just here to look cute
Dia: 4
Chief Executive
God no! Please no! Don't pass it!
Legislative Leader
Dia: 5
Head of State Commander in Chief
Hi, we are budget officials to help you plan the federal government's budget.
Oh ok cool, I was thinking $97,352,772 because I'm like a trillionaire.
Um... ok?
Economic Leader
Dia: 6
Chief Diplomat
As the Republican Party leader, I help raise money. Please help us raise money to fund me. I have lost a lot of money due to many failed suing attempts.
Party Leader
Dia: 0
I'm proposing a bill saying that I can be president for 3 terms just like Teddy Roosevelt. But ONLY ME!