Principal: " peter i'm sure you know why your here. Pete: "yes sir, Because i ran over a turtle on my cousins tricycle. principal: "what no, Your here because you stole some spagettitios from circle K".
Climax
Then john walked in wearing a mask, gloves and a poncho because he is a big germaphobe, more then howie mandel he is holding a giant bottle of hand sanitizer.John stole the Principals visa master cardThe next day johns parents got a call that john was kicked off the mathletes team.
Falling action
John is very mad and starts spraypainting lockers, thermostats, urinals and chickens, but one day he gets caught and gets deported to russia for life.
Conclusion
Now john is SUPER mad and started puking on goats,He couldn't stop .One day he puked on a goat and not knowing that it would be his last.
john was rushed to the hospital. Pete heard the news and wanted to help, so he flew out to Volga, Russia and had to spend $190.000.000.000 for his recovery.
Pete was out of the hospital and all better , he had to quit puking on goats or else he would die.So John and Pete went to a bar, got drunk and accidently joined the Russian mafia.