You' re right I see them too let's go check them out.
PFFT!
Hey Mom, guess what. At school Iearned that when cows fart, they produce methane which is bad for the environment.
Is that so? Wow I never knew that.
Bro chillax they don't even understand us.
FRAAP!
Did you hear that? They're saying we create a large portion of all the greenhouse gases and that we smell. You obnoxious pillocks.
Relax dude do you hear them responding to what you're complaining about?
Yeah, you bring up climate change, but do you guys even know how to fight it? Of course they don't, They're just stupid humans. Heh heh.
It's not like it's our intention to release methane into the atmosphere and trapping radiated heat inside. Which if you didn't know, (you dumb humans), causes the temperature to increase.
BLAT!
FRRT!
You just won't listen huh?
Have some more of those fat bird things that don't know how to fly, they're in the building next to me.
If you humans really do care about making a difference why don't you stop eating us eh?
Moo!*Grunt**Snort**PFFT*
*Bellow**Snort*MOO!
Yeah, give us some of those smelly round things that make your eyes cry, that'll help with global warming.
Mom, what do you think they're mooing about?
Hmm... I don't know, but why am I thinking about onions?