Mrs. Young Project
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- There lived three pigs in three houses.
- Dwarf holes and fairy homes inspectors inc
- I will be inspecting the pig sties
- I traversed the green rolling hills
- Can this really be safe in high winds?
- I was greeted by a smile and welcomed in.
- Oh, do make yourself at home.
- I do have one concern, how may this stand up to wind?
- I am sure it will hold up fine, so if you are done here, please leave.
- A little odd, but okay
- The pig runs off after I blow down his house
- You will pay for this!!!
- A little more odd, but okay
- Here lies inspector Felix the fox. He paid for what he did
- Sty sweet Sty
- This looks like I could topple it over with one finger
- Sty sweet Sty
- Please come in and get this over with, I have business to attend to
- Alright, I'll get this over quick
- I lean on the wall causing the whole house to topple
- You wont see the end of this!
- I pick the the sword that had been lying in the rubble
- I guess he could have a rational reason for this three foot sword
- So I continue on to the third and final house
- As I am walking to the third house, I feel shivers down my spine
- Why was there a grave for an inspector and why have they been saying I will pay for this
- I do not have a good feeling about this next house
- I approach the last house shaking and knock nervously
- COME IN!!!
- We want you to pay for the damages you caused!
- So get out your wallet, we need your money. These damages won't pay for themselves
- Wait… that is what you meant? I just assumed you were going to kill me!
- Of course not, we just want you to pay for the damages, how would killing you benefit us?
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- I own a Morgue.
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- I use the sword to protect myself.
- Okay, here is the money I owe you.
- Alright now Skedaddle
- And Skedaddle I did
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- Dwarf holes and fairy homes inspectors inc
- I learned a very valuable lesson today
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