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- HARALD HARDRADA ATTACKS!
- HARDRADA IS ATACKINGGG!!!!
- WHAT IS ITTTTT?????!!!!
- YOUR HYIGGGNNNEEEESSSS!!!!!! I AM SO SSSS-SORRR-RRRYYY TO DISTURB YOU BBBBBBBB-----BBUT
- The English army marches to York for the Battle Of Stamfood Bridge
- WHAT!!! I am just a poor farmer, I h-haven't been trained! I-I I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THIS!!!
- HA! That's too bad we're the Housecarls well-armed, proffesional and fully trained soldiers.
- Hey you! Uhhhh.... farmer, since you are a Fyrd you are needed in war collect all the Fyrd and march with us until York, immedietly!
- Hardrada makes some super silly mistakes...
- OK GUYS NO TIME TO PUT ARMOR ON! THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE! LET'S GO! LETS GO! LET'S GOOOOO!!!!!
- When Harold Godwinson was crowned the king of England, after king Edward passed away, Harald Hardrada and William duke of Normandy were not happy but Harald struck first. Hardrada immedietly attacked, wich Godwinson was expecting, Hardrada came from Norway with 300 ships.
- Battle Of Stamford Bridge
- Are you sure about that?
- HA! Now you can't even get to the Army I will slice you all in half!
- Harold Godwinson shocked with the news, marches all the way from England to York (THAT'S 180 MILES!) But he did not wait for his army he collected the army as he went. SMART!!, Anyway his army had the Housecarls which were well armed and professional soldiers while the Fyrd were soldiers as a part time job when they were needed on the battle feild. In fact, most of the Fyrd were farmers.
- Hardrada and Tostig Godwinson dies
- WE WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!
- Uh oh!... Harald and his men (the saxons) are at risk because well, THEY LEFT THERE ARMOR AT THERE BOAT!!!! Also..... THEY DECIDE TO SCATTER THE ARMY!!!!!
- Celebrations cut short......
- YAYYYYYY WE WON!!!!!
- After Godwinson and his men walking until York they are greeted by an axe man with a gigantic axe! Some say he sliced 40 PEOPLE in half! The way he died was one of the English went under the bridge on a barrel and with his spear killed him.
- Harald and Tostig (who was Harold Godwinson's brother and was in fact supporting Harald) died on the Battle. Hardrada died by an arrow being shot in his throught and Tostig was actually killed by his own brother. And since they both died obviously the English won and they did a celebration. So many people died from the Saxons army they only needed 24 ships to sail back
- Since Harold and his Army won they did a celebration but they were cut short because there was news that William Duke Of Normandy was coming!
- YOURRRRRR HHHHHHIIIIGGGGNBNNNEESSSS TTTTTHHHH-THHHERREEESSS NEWS THAT WILLLIAM THE DDDD-DDUUUKKEEE OF NORMANDY I-IS APROACHING!!!!
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