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- Yes, sir. (She reads very gravely.)Hey diddle diddle! The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon,The little dog laughed to see such sport, And the dish ran away with the spoon.
- Tell them to hold. Tell them new information has come to us about Earth. Iota, transcribe.
- Yes, sir. (reading)
- (laughing) The dish ran away with the spoon!
- Cease laughter. Desist. This is more and more alarming. The Earthlings have reached a high level of civilisation. Didn’t you hear? They have taught their domesticated animals musical culture and space techniques. Even their dogs have a sense of humour. Why, at this very moment, they may be launching an interplanetary attack of millions of cows! Notify the invasion fleet. No invasion today Oop, transcribe the next code.
- Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;All the King’s horses and all the King’s men, Cannot put Humpty Dumpty together again.Oh, look, sir. Here’s a picture of Humpty Dumpty. Why, sir, he looks like — he looks like — (turns large picture of Humpty Dumpty towards Think-Tank and the audience)
- screaming and holding his head) It’s me! It’s my Great and Mighty Balloon Brain. The Earthlings have seen me, and they’re after me. “Had a great fall!” — That means they plan to capture Mars Central Control and me! It’s an invasion of Mars! Noodle, prepare a space capsule for me. I must escape without delay. Space people, you must leave Earth at once, but be sure to remove all traces of your visit. The Earthlings must not know that I know. (Omega, Iota, and Oop rush about, putting books back on shelves.).
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