killer resume
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- Peggy, hey!
- Alexis, what are you doing here?
- I work here now.
- What?
- Yeah. I have my orientation in a few minutes. So, that money I owe you... I can finally pay you pay back in, like, three months or so.
- You got a job here?
- Yep. Acquisitions. Third floor.
- What? That’s my department.
- Yeah, cool, huh?
- What are you going to be doing?
- Not really sure, acquisitions I think.
- Seriously?
- I know, how cool is that?
- How? You don’t have any experience in this field. Hell, you’ve never even worked in an office before.
- Right, but the thing is, I have a killer resume. Okay, I may have exaggerated a little, but who cares? I killed it the interview. They totally loved me.
- What did you put on your resume?
- Oh, I put really amazing things on it...
- Isn’t that sweet?
- Oh my god, Alexis. This is my resume.
- No, it’s mine. See, my name is right there.
- No, this is my resume, you just copied it and put your name on it.
- I made it prettier. Look, I even put a flowers along the border.
- You can’t do this.
- Oh no, you have been hounding me for months to pay you back. So, I figured, in the interest in saving our friendship, I did what I had to do.
- If they find out, they’ll fire both of us.
- I doubt it, because I’m going to rock acquisitions, baby.
- You don’t even know what that is?
- Look, I’m a fast learner, I’ll have all that stuff down in no time. I just need you to teach me.
- I can’t do my job and teach you, too. I don’t have time for that.
- You want me to pay you back or not?
- Yes, but....
- Okay then... I’m going to my orientation now. I’ll see you on the third floor when I take the tour.
- Oh, really quick, what is an acquisition?
- Just kidding... Kind of...
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