Dinner Party
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- L
- Friends, I have invited you to here to help me create an invitation to a game of jeopardy. Let's all use our best artistic creativity to lure Hamlet and Oedipus to our home. I will dress up in my best attire and the distraction will be unbearable for them.
- Hamlet what do you make of this? Tell me what this game is and why I should go to it? I believe it is when you answer things in the form of a question. I am intriqued.#160;
- L
- I need to ponder this. My family has betrayed me I have so many thoughts...hm maybe we can go... maybe not.. maybe?
- Welcome Hamlet and Oedipus- I am so happy you could join. Shall I state the rules to the game? There will be a category and you have to answer in the form of a question
- Lysistrata and her friends have decided to create an invitation inviting two of their lonely friends for a game of jeopardy.#160;#160;Their plan is to persuade both of them to seek peace rather than murder.
- Do I get a kiss if I answer correctly..?
- The first category is war and peace. Are you ready for your question Oedipus? Why do men feel as if they have to fight and battle everything?
- Maybe I won't get a question.. I dont want a question... I don't like questions.. I never know the answer
- oedipus and Hamlet are sitting together contemplating their next move when they suddenly get an invitation to a game of jeopardy.
- Who does she think she is.. no one tells me what to do.
- Before proceeding to the next question might I share some wisdom. Pride gets in the way of thinking logically. You should not have attempted to alter the will of the gods.
- They arrive at Lysistrata's house and she opens the door dressed in a red provocative dress.
- Lets go Hamlet, you are to opinionated and I will not answer you anymore rude women. Good bye!
- Yay, no question
- To each your own! I am more intelligent, compassionate and sensible then both of you and all the men in the kingdom. Remember that
- #160;Lysistrata asks Oedipus his first question and he answers with a sexist arrogant response making a joke
- Lysistrata puts her two sense in
- Hamlet and Oedipus leave because Oedipus is fed up. Hamlet is happy because he is so indecisive he does not like the question game. Lysistrate tells them off.
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