Workin' man
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- We have decided you are the best fit for working at our company because the other person who wanted the job was even more clueless than you.
- This impoliteness could be a mental workplace hazard.
- I am your manager. Come to me to report work problems to allow our company to work at mass efficiency. I will give you your training. First, don't put your hands in this machine because it may not be safe for your hands.
- Thank you for telling me.
- We must wear this PPE to keep us safe. Keep your hands out of the belt rollers and in case of emergancy, press this stop button. Use good judgement at all times. Some of the workers here can be clueless.
- Because you completed and passed your online training for the forklift, you may use it. Workers with red helmets have not completed the training and may not use it.
- The training had now finished. The mister was also taught other things for safe work procedure by the manager as well.
- During work:
- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- HEHEHEHEHA!
- Yes thank you. That was my daily exercise.
- I was chased by another worker in a forklift! He had a red hat so with no training!!!!
- OH! I shall fire him immediately. Thank you for reporting this hazardous individual in our workplace. Are you okay?
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