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- Oh dear, there goes Mr. Algernon again with that awful piano music. Can't he get a job already?
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- Cucumber sandwiches and champagne, sir?
- Why do servants always serve champagne with like literally everything
- Champagne is always served in every married persons' household. I suppose its become a habit!
- ugh! Marriage is like so totally boring!
- I believe marriage is quite pleasant, however, i've only been married once and it was a misunderstaning between me and a young person
- I literally dont even really care about your personal life, Lane.
- Yes, sir.
- I don't really care about yours either.
- Wassup, Algernon?
- Don't even get me started! The poor are literally so ignorant and have no responsibilities.
- Ignorant? No responsibilities? You can't even get a job!
- Hehe...This should be fun!
- This literally isn't even yours! It doesn't even have your name on it.
- That's because it's the name of my alter ego: Ernest that i use to escape the country!
- Bro, you're such a total bunburist.
- Dude, you took my cigarette case!
- Sir Algernon, I remember you asking me to polish that cigarette case you acquired two weeks ago. I was wondering if i could receive it to do as you said?
- Uh-Oh
- Hehe...
- I knew you took it, you thief!
- Hello!
- Oh no! It's lady Bracknell! I have to tell her that Jack is not suitable for Gwendolen because he is just an upper class phony.
- Lady Bracknell, I am warning you. Sir Jack is nothing nut an upper class phony and a liar. I don't believe he would be a good suitor for Gwendolen!
- I tried to warn her...
- Oh please!Who cares if he is a phony? I'd much rather my dear Gwen get married to a complete liar than a poor man.
- Dear Jack, you must provide yourself with two parents or prove to me that you are worthy of Gwen.
- I will do whatever it takes!
- A Little Later...
- Wait, I have an idea! Remember my alter ego, Ernest, I told you about? I know my dear Gwen is in love with him so I am going to go to the country and pretend to say that he's died, so that she will love me instead!
- I'm off to the country! Goodbye!
- Cucumber sandwiches and champagne, sir?
- Oh Lane, why is my brother so obsessed with marriage?
- Don't worry, sir...
- He'll never get married!
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