Gadzooks! My comrade's been laid low, thanks to your epic fail! Mercutio's spirit is like, hanging around, and I'm gonna give you an academic lesson you won't forget, no doubts about it!
Pray, where's Tybalt? Which way did he bounce?
Scene 1(Act 3)
Argh! This is totally vexing! It's our big wedding night, and we're like, galaxies apart. I wish everyone would just doze off so Romeo could sneak into my lair. My heartache, it's like, cosmic levels of pain. I crave my hubby pronto, no more waiting, like, yesterday!
Scene 2(Act 3)
Listen up, Romeo! You're gonna make a surprise appearance at Juliet's place, use your ninja skills to sneak into her room for some quality hangout time. But remember, you've gotta split before the school security guards do their rounds at night. After that, it's like a timeout in Mantua until we figure out the whole relationship status. Are we on the same page, buddy?
Mr. Lawrence, there's, like, zero chance this super-lame long distance is gonna stop me from being with Juliet!
Scene 3(Act 3)
Alrighty, it's settled! Paris, you and Juliet are gonna hit the prom this Thursday, no hiccups or doubts. So, young blood, how's that sound to you?
HOW DO I FEEL?! Dude, I wish tomorrow was Thursday already!
Scene 4(Act 3)
The next morning....
Morning? Nope, my dear, it's not dawn yet. I'm all in for hanging around, Juliet. If you say it's not morning, then it's a fact, and I'm here to chill with you.
Romeo, Romeo! It's seriously daylight, and it's getting bright! The hall monitors are on the lookout! You've gotta split, like, ASAP!
Scene 5(Act 3)
Seriously?! You goof! You're, like, the least appreciative person ever. Grr! I'm this close to smacking you like in those cartoons. I don't care if I have to drag you through the whole darn school – you're going to that wedding and marrying Paris, got it?!
Father, pretty please with a cherry on top, I'm begging ya! I can't go to prom with someone I ain't vibing with!